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Posted: Apr. 28, 2009 - 3 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: General stuff

Having a broken heel and the achilles tendon separated from the bone is no fun!!!!!!

Posted: Apr. 3, 2009 - 5 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Entertainment

A sign I saw coming home from work this morning: Enjoy the place you are at, on the way to where you are going.

BRB
Posted: Mar. 21, 2009 - 3 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Comedy

The internet chat anacroynm BRB means be right back. In the english speaking language, this usually means within a few minutes. But experience has proven that it can mean within a few hours ...... or even not at all. If a person is not returning, then why not say BYE, not BRB ....?????? Do people think it is more polite to say BRB, and not return at all??? There is another anacronym that can be used to denote that you will return at a later time ... BBL which means be back later.  It just seems to be a very curious thing. And very rude.

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 2 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Comedy

I was walking down the street when the prescription ran out.

                                                                                  Steven Wright

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 3 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Education

A thing of beauty is a joy ... for a while.

                                         Hal Lee Luyah

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 2 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Entertainment

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

                                                                                                                                                                        Sid Caesar

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 2 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Entertainment

After making love, I said to my girl, "Was it good for you, too?"

And she said "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                                                                  Garry Shandling

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 4 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Entertainment

Once while we were making love, a curious optical illusion occurred, and it almost looked as if she was moving.

                                                                                                                                                        Woody Allen

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 3 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Entertainment

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks were set ahead

                                                                                                                                                Gary Shandling

Posted: Mar. 17, 2009 - 3 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
Category: Entertainment

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

                                                                                                                                 Woody Allen

 

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